无物申报

无物申报

(2011)

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2017-09-02 更新    2017-09-02 创建

导演: 丹尼·伯恩

主演: 伯努瓦·波尔沃德 / 丹尼·伯恩 / Christel Pedrinelli / 嘉莲·维雅 / Joachim Ledeganck / 费利佩·曼吉安 / Julie Bernard / Nadège Beausson-Diagne / Jean-Paul Dermont / 齐达内·苏阿内 / 弗朗索瓦·达密安 / Guy Lecluyse / 伯利·兰内尔 / 洛朗·加默隆 / 艾力克·高敦

类型: 喜剧

地区: 法国

语言: 法语

片长: 108分钟

上映时间: 2011-02-02(法国)

又名: 无需申报 / Nothing to Declare

豆瓣得分: 7.3

IMDb: tt1528313


  2011法国喜剧片《无物申报》由丹尼·伯恩导演,伯努瓦·波尔沃德主演,影片讲述的是:
故事发生在法国和比利时的边界,鲁本(贝诺特·波尔沃尔德 Benoît Poelvoorde 饰)和马塞尔斯(丹尼·伯恩 Dany Boon 饰)是分别隶属于比利时和法国的海关边境检查员。个性刚烈又倔强的鲁本是个坚定的民族主义者,他对关于法国的一切嗤之以鼻,其中当然包括法国人马塞尔斯,而他并不知道的是,马塞尔斯和自己的妹妹露易丝(Julie Bernard 饰)之间产生了真挚的感情。
1993年的到来彻底改变了鲁本和马塞尔斯之间井水不犯河水的关系,边境检查站被取消了,两人成为了整天抬头不见低头见的同事兼搭档,在矛盾和对抗之间,马尔塞斯也再也无法隐瞒他和露易丝之间的恋情。一场“世界大战”即将拉开序幕。

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